food is like oppa
you love it and you want it deep inside you
Boo. You’ve found me out. Can I at least say “most excellent”?
HELL THE FUCK NO! I will disown you! There will be no B.A.P concert and no Backstreet Boys concert for you! I don’t want a Heather as my friend.
There’s a lot wrong with me, but I thought you knew that. And I’ve always used rad, but sporadically. I also may have been watching Clueless recently.
I call bullshit. I think you’ve just started using rad (because of Clueless) and you’re trying to make it out to be a thing that you’ve always done. You can’t fool me. You’ve never used rad in front of me.
Knowing you’re the last generation to remember life before the internet…
so let me get this straight:
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
girls are fucking badass.
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people